How I was created

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (you get it so far right?) a tribe of asparagus mountains brought forth to that galaxy a red, headed dwarf that could create all kinds of children. Sadly the dwarf used it's powers for evil instead of good, and thus I was created.

Why?

This is Rhys. My dad is helping me make my own blog. He says he doesn't trust what I might write on the web so he is doing it with me. I promised him I would only cuss once. Just joking. Anyway, I am a skateboard failure because I cannot skateboard.